I try not to be judgmental. I really do. I’m new to online dating. I don’t pretend to know all the ins and outs of online dating. I think I can offer some tips.
Don’t be a twatwaffle. If you don’t have a picture on here, I can’t tell if you are as hideous as your statement.
This only tells me that it's AAAALLLL about you. NEXT!
There’s no need to spazz-out over an intro paragraph. Seriously, take a chill pill. And, this isn’t a text message. Use entire words. Why are you cursing at me? We haven’t even met. How can you easy dose it with out appropriate grammar?
Whoa! Easy there nelly! It's just a paragraph. What's up with "Survey snowcones in FL"? NEXT!
Don’t admit this is your X number of times on the website. It’s just sad. It only tells me you might jump in a little too quick.
Good luck with your bussiness....whatever that is....:( NEXT
There is such a thing as being too specific. Also, you should be sure of your own name.
Is this because you have these names tattooed on you and you can only afford to get one covered or removed?
Maybe they aren’t acknowledging you because you’ve managed to simultaneously turn them off from sex and pizza.
The last thing I find sexual is greasy cheese.
Do you know how I know you are not a genius? Well, it’s because you can’t write a sentence, you use “i” for “I,” you spelled philosophy wrong, “it’s” not “its” means “it is,” and there should be shame in “publc” displays of affection.
Only, about 3% of the world's population qualify as geniuses. You, I'm sorry to say, are not in that 3%.
Do you see the button, on your keyboard, that has a light shining on it? Yes? Then press it, so the light turns off. Thank you .
Great....now Stop In The Name of Love is stuck in my head...
WHY ARE YOU SUDDENLY YELLING AT ME????
I need to be able to understand what you are trying to tell me.
I don't know any beatifull women, but I'm pretty sure they should be specific about the kind of body they are willing to share. Who is Ian? And, why is he not talking about the beauty on the outside?
There is sooooo much wrong here…..
What are banana fruts?
Just don’t get anything on me.
I guess I don't have the good morals for which you are looking.
What. The. Fuck.
The only thing that's weird around you is you.
The most important rule, use spellcheck!
