Have Some Pride oh, and Some Standards Too!

Today, I had to send out a mean email.  It wasn’t snarky mean.  It was a – use some common sense to successfully accomplish even the most basic tasks of your job or you will face reprimands- mean email.  I’ve actually had to tell these people, instead of using white-out or scribbling through the information on [...]

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Because France is Better Ya’ll!

When I was in the first grade, we had to create this workbook about life in the early frontier.  I’m pretty sure I didn’t want to do this assignment.  Here’s why: It’s not that grown Lucentabella thinks France is better.  Just, lil frontier life Lucentabella thought France was better.  Grown Lucentabella values showers, shaving, and [...]

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Just a Dab Will Remove That Blemish From Your Customer Service

Dear ProActiv makers Guthy-Renker, I do not feel as though my call is very important to you.  As a matter of fact, I do not feel as though you value my business at all.  Why, you might ask?  Because, your lousy customer service made me feel this way.  Not only was the rep that answered [...]

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I’m just going to use these all the time…even when I’m not sick…

I probably shouldn’t have gone to work today.  You would think my, uncharacteristically, disheveled appearance and the constantly present wad of tissues in my hand would indicate to stay away from me…..but my clueless coworkers wouldn’t notice a tornado if it landed on top of them.  So I wouldn’t die from coughing, I created some helpful signs: [...]

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That’s why you should always keep a giant tub of Vaseline nearby

As soon as you get the sealant on your skin carefully wipe off what you can and slather it in the jelly or oil. Make sure you don’t spazz out and create more problems. You won’t die from a little sealant on your arm.

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These kids have problems

First of all, we had like two snow flakes. Secondly, these kids clearly have a major problem. I don’t think it has anything to do with the winter weather.

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Aaaaah. Ahhhhh aaaaahhh

CHOO

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I’m Certifiable!

Recently, its become apparent that, the branch staff employees think I’m psychic. Why else would they assume I automatically know they scanned a document into the database or know the location of a random file (that has nothing to do with me or my department)? I asked my boss if we could get approval for [...]

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Such is the life

Captain Claws found it hard to contain his enthusiasm, when his human interrupted his sleep. As a show of appreciation, for the attention, a promptly rolled over and went back to sleep.

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Please oh please let there be snow!

Typically I’m all gung-ho about going to work. Just not this week. I have hormone issues and the beginnings of a sinus infection. Also, my sternum still hurts pretty bad. B is terribly sick too. If it snows, then I get a guilt free SNOW DAY! update: I have to go in tomorrow.  At least [...]

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