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Adventures in Babysitting

Posted in Life, tagged baby, bond, booger, cry, cuddling, honest, laugh, pee, pool, sing, sit, smitten on May 31, 2009 | 2 Comments »

We sang and danced. For some reason, LC cries when her mama sings to her. When I sing to her, she giggles and smiles.

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Okay….Clearly You Suck At Working For A Living

Posted in Life, Work, money, tagged assistance, beauty, customer, disservice, dry, hair, race, service, shampoo, sorry, store, track on May 29, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

I had unknowingly invited her to play the game of “make the customer feel like a retard by talking down to her and asking her three times if she’s sure.”

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Easier Hard Times

Posted in House, Life, money, tagged cheap, debt, entertainment, expense, hulu, manicures, money, online, pb&j, pedicures, save, water, waxing on May 27, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

While most of us have to watch our expenses these days, my household has had to completely overhaul ours. Currently, our income is half what it normally is. While that will be rectified by the end of the year, as well as having less expenses from paying off debt, we have to mind our money [...]

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How Do You Not Smell That?

Posted in Life, tagged body, cologne, Ew, fabreeze, funk, hose, immune, nose, odor, oust, perfume, shower, smell, smoke, stink on May 26, 2009 | 3 Comments »

I don’t understand someone doesn’t know they stink.

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I’m Sorry You Didn’t Hear I’m Sorry

Posted in Relationships, tagged action, admission, admitting, ammend, error, listen, sorrow, sorry, wrong on May 25, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

If this is the case, you’ve admitted your sorrow or errors, and the other says you didn’t, be direct and say you are sorry or wrong. Then, both of you let it go. If you think you can’t let them get off that easy without punishing them, remind yourself they are your spouse, not your child.

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I Totally Almost Died….I Swear!

Posted in health, tagged blackberry, chicken, dark, died, disoriented, forest, jogging, killer, mp3, music, police, rabid, random, scared, treadmill, warewolf, woods on May 24, 2009 | 1 Comment »

Okay…maybe I didn’t almost die. I’m pretty sure if I had died that it would have been at the hands (or paws) of a rabid! serial rapist, werewolf thingy. My only experience with the local Police are the “random” road blocks on our one

connector road. You’d think they’d realize that all 5 of us have [...]

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Work Ethic

Posted in Work, tagged complex, easy, ethic, labor, lazy, measure, smart, Work on May 23, 2009 | 1 Comment »

A good work ethic isn’t always measured by the hours and intensity put in to a job. In my book, it’s measured by the quality of the job you do. Why stress for 7 days for mediocre when 1 day of stress and 4 days of work will get you an above average score?

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Bring It Computer!

Posted in Work, tagged adobe, computer, crazy, error, hp, keyboard, logitech, message, mouse, pc, screen, sony, Work on May 22, 2009 | 2 Comments »

My work computer hates me! Other times it just stops working. I think it’s trying to get me committed.

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Isn’t All Botox Organic?

Posted in health, tagged health, death, botox, toxin, organic, protein, medical, medicine, poison, pandora, vision, symptoms, reaction, botulism, skin, wrinkles, antiwrinkle on May 22, 2009 | Leave a Comment »

In case you were unaware, the term organic means something is derived from a living organism. Wouldn’t that mean Botox is organic since it’s a protein? If it makes you feel better go ahead and pay more for your organic toxin.

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